Hey, how’s it going?
I’m not too shabby.
So, you’ve come to look at my portfolio? Or maybe you googled me and ended up here.
If you want to know what I’ve been doing for work, whooee you’re in luck. Scroll down, my friend. If you’re looking to see what I’m doing with my life, you can head over to my 23-year-old blog I Will Dare, that’s where the juicy stuff is.
What Can You Expect From Your Friendly Neighborhood Supergenius?
Design
Just getting started? Have a website you need to update? Not sure where to begin? I can help! I’ve helped loads of people create websites they’re proud of and love to brag about.
Writing & Editing
Things I’ve written or edited [abridged]: blog posts, newsletters, direct mail, an unpublished novel, retail packaging, web sites, landing pages, email, tweets, speeches, ad campaigns, and presentations.
Etcetera
SEO, social media, email marketing, content strategy, site architecture, eBooks, infographics, graphic design, collateral, advertisements — if you need it for your work, I can help you create it.
Are You Sure You’re Professional?
Oh, yeah. You betcha! This website uses the H word and the A word. Your website doesn’t have to. Sites should accurately reflect your brand, not mine (except this one, because it’s mine).
Supergenius?
Am I really that egotistical? Sometimes. Really, it’s a nickname that stuck. Sandy, one of my former-bosses, called me Supergenius after I did something that involved scalable vector graphics & beta software. I liked the sound of it and decided to keep the name.
It’s better than some of my other nicknames: Chromeyzone, Chromes, Arts Minotaur, Cookie. . . Now most of my clients, a ton of my former co-workers, and even a few friends call me Supergenius. I dig it.
I've also been called
Musicgeek
Booknerd
Superstar
63
websites launched
16
years freelancing
78
happy clients
44,083
minutes of music listened to in 2023
A Bit of My Work
I’ve been working on the web since 1999. I went from writing & coding software tutorials to creating & managing marketing campaigns to freelancing. As a completist I wanted to show you ALL the work I’ve done in the past 24 years. However, a very kind friend said it was way too much. S0 here’s a small selection. I have more if you want to see it!
- 24+ years writing engaging, targeted copy for websites, social media, marketing emails, collateral, advertising, press releases, direct mail, and packaging
- Creative & skilled content strategist who develops smart, useful, and usable web content
- Writes in a variety of styles & voices for diverse audiences and media
- Savvy user of Constant Contact, MailChimp, Google Analytics, Instapages, Twitter, and a bevy of other internet services
- Big believer in the Oxford comma
- Loves teeny, tiny icons
- Web designer who has helped create and build 60+ sites for authors, nonprofits, consultants, coaches, and small businesses
- Can assist in domain registration, choosing a web host, setting up email, and dealing with technical stuff that scares the average web user (will also point you in the direction of those more knowledgeable should you have needs beyond my skills)
- Works well under pressure and adapts quickly to shifting priorities
- Flexible, hard-working, super fun, and a little sarcastic
- Holds deadlines sacred above all else
Activate the Supergenius Signal
Need a website? Some writing? An editor? Some graphics? Not sure what you need? That doesn’t matter hit me up via email and we can figure it out together.